Stolen from John Green. Type your name into Google with the verb that comes after in the question. Answer with your favorites from the first page of Google results. Have fun!
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A1: "Kirsten needs to become a philosopher."
A2: "Kirsten needs to dirty it up a bit."
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A1: "Kirsten looks like those baby alien things in the movie Galaxy Quest."
A2: "Kirsten looks like the walking dead."
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Kirsten says Indians will tackle Australian spinners effectively."
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Kirsten wants to go home."
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Kirsten does really well with adults and other children."
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Kirsten hates 'boring' action films."
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Kirsten asks the couple that live there if she can use their bathroom."
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Kirsten likes a bit of British."
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Kirsten eats cake!"
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Kirsten wears sweats and Jake is gay?"
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A1: Kirsten loves dinner.
A2. Kirsten loves her loser face.
A3. Kirsten loves life.